Because I can’t leave it alone. Fun things to say when jumping from an airplane, by profession:
(an enlightened monk) Technically, I’m still in one plane.
(baker) Let the air whisk me away! *read this in Julia Child’s voice and everything changes*
(drummer) From bass thumping to bass jumping! (the guitarist’s voice from the cabin interior) Brandon, bass jumping is something totally different. (drummer, from a thousand feet below) Don’t harsh my groove, yo’.
(bad internet writer) Someone chute me! Ha. It’s a pun. Ha. (this is the joke that started the whole thing, I am so sorry).
(movie producer) *actually just pays for the group to go, but says they totally went too*
(bye bye lingering hope of a big ol’ movie deal for any of my books)
(lawyer) I object! To staying in this plane!
(bumbling lawyer) *lets briefcase full of papers fly out the door comically*
(painter) I’m looking forward to a brush of adrenaline.
(bumbling painter) *lets briefcase full of papers fly out the door comically*
(cartographer) I’m mapping my way to the surface!
(TV News Anchor) This just in, I’m heading out.
(Party Planner) I should have thought this through.
Thanks for reading!
What are some other fun things to say before jumping from a perfectly good plane?