Action movie one-liners I will totally, unabashedly, use in future stories:
*western bar fight* We have to be careful now, gents, this volatile situation is already pretty whiskey.
*battling an evil cheese maker, insulting their materials* You’ll never get a whey with this!
*When the wicked gardener is just about to win* Not this thyme.
*Christmas themed fight scene* I’m going to punch in your egg-noggin –booooo I’m booing myself for this one booooo-
*when the bad guy just won’t stay down* You’re a gluten for punishment, eh?
*When the good guy fends off a carbo-loaded attack* Rice try, bad guy.
*A fight in the frozen food section* Hey nefarious villain, give peas a chance whack
*When the fight is all over and the jolly green bandit is off to jail* Bean nice knowing you.
*a battle in a tight space* Not mushroom for the two of us. –booooo again–
Lunch cannot come soon enough…