Some slogans I think should exist:
To stop cryptozoological tourism pollution – “Don’t Leave Loch Ness a Loch Mess”
To fend off bees – “Please No Bees” because being direct is important too.
“Bean flavored Pop Tart, It’ll make you Pop….” nope I regret this one.
For Double A batteries – “When AAA just won’t cut it” I think I need to know more about battery types before deciding on slogans.
For waiting in line – “Because it Better be Worth it”
for cucumbers in a salad – “ew. Come on. No.”
For NASA – “We’re Havin’ a Blasta!”
For accounting – “And You Think Your Work Stories are Boring!”
For Bigfoot – …I swear I wrote something down here. You’ll just have to believe it was really good and totally exists.
For CDs- “Get Off My Rom!” becuase they’re old? I don’t know where this was going.
For salt free seasoning – “Na”
Well. I’m going to sleep.
Happy weekend everybody! Thanks for reading.