Remember that scene from The Mummy when Imhotep’s face appears in the sand? I am pretty sure my back yard may have an ancient curse activated by the alignment of three poorly constructed planter boxes.
We added dirt and doomed the world. Sorry everybody.
The locust swarm started small, but there are more coming I’m sure.
I was so hopeful our tomato plants would bear tasty fruit. I was so ready to make pickles from the various cucumbers we are planting. Watching the kiddos pull weeds and help harvest the crop would have been great.
Not now though. Now we have fend off and ultimately defeat an ancient evil.